The Complex Problem: Many areas of the planet which are
economically essential to the industrial world are engrossed in wars. War is
nothing new! After all cavemen went at each other’s throats, and all religions
have slaughtered unbelievers or misguided ones, right back to the Egyptian Pharaohs. And while we are at this, can
you think of any invader who did not profess they were invading another
territory to protect someone or something?
The scope of
war slowly expanded, basically keeping pace with mankind’s greed. Then World
Wars I and II were just too expensive and too destructive. They also were the
first wars which killed the ‘wrong people’… the gentry, educated and idle
wealthy. Wars after the Korean Conflict, became smaller in scope, tribal by
either religious or ethnic differences, and seemingly endless. If this trend
continues, we are going to spending too much money protecting the other two
three letter words which spell GOD… as
Oil…and Gas!
The Simple Solution: Only males over the age of seventy
years, who have achieved economic, political, or artistic status and renown,
are allowed to go into battle! Drones and robots are banned, but all female or
male camp followers can be any age under thirty and their services are gratis!
Last all battlefields will be in empty, ecologically, and economically of no
importance and must be at least 500 miles from any large urban area.
One last
point; of course every second of combat will be televised and then critiqued by
both warring group’s pre-teen population. Whichever side wins, the most inept
side will be beheaded right after the vote is announced. It might be
interesting to have the winners perform the decapitation … also on television,
but only on Pay For View!!
Prices to view begin at a third of the average yearly income for the execution
of each protagonist. See!!! Trust me!
I have
Answers!!!
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